Tuesday, November 24, 2009

franks a million

As I was standing by the office microwave this morning, waiting for my breakfast to heat up, I couldn't help but notice that Nummon was carefully unwrapping a hot dog from its paper.

It's 7:40am, mind you.

She smoothed the paper out on the table and put the hot dog down. She opened the bun. There was mayonnaise on it. Mayonnaise. On a hot dog. At 7:40 in the morning.

Call me culturally insensitive, but that's revolting.

Then, Erin walked over to the table. She had a bag of mini tangerines and was going around the office dispensing them. She offered one to Nummon, who made a face and said, "Fruit? In the morning?!"

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